Neurological Disorder

Bill Maher

“I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.”

Fish

Unknown

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.”

Does Not Exist

Bitchy Jedi Librarian

“If an item doesn’t appear in our records, it does not exist!”

Invisible

Delos B. McKown

“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”

Good People

Steven Weinberg

“With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.”

Imaginary Friend

Richard Jeni

“You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.”

Proof

Christopher Hitchens

“What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”

His Image

Voltaire

“If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.”

Question

Thomas Jefferson

“Shake off all fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God, because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.”

Christ and Christians

Gandhi

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”