“I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.”

“Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.”

“If an item doesn’t appear in our records, it does not exist!”

“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”

“With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.”

“You’re basically killing each other to see who’s got the better imaginary friend.”

“What can be asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof.”

“If God has made us in his image, we have returned him the favor.”

“Shake off all fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God, because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.”

“I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”